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  <title>um yeah...</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2005 04:06:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>be becumming.</title>
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  <description>Life is dull. Life is expensive. I am thinking about making a dress out of this course fishnet material that i have. I have Black Purple and Lime green material. Blah. Maybe I will Run away to the woods and hide from scary creatures in the night. I&apos;d loose some weight, save some money, perhaps value my material possessions once I return, and be entertained for awhile before loosing my mind. some guy is running around calling me a slut because i wouldn&apos;t kiss them. it&apos;s just because you&apos;re virgin so maybe every one else is a slut who has sex with some one else besides there hand? Don&apos;t get pissed when a girl won&apos;t fuck you because you look like an over sized hobbit with bad musical interests. And I have to here about this shit from my friends instead of the person who is actually talking the shit.   D**** grow up and let your fucking balls drop. What you don&apos;t understand is that women like men and girls like boys. you are a boy and girls play games. So get used to it. I am done. I hope that I see you again, so I can let you repeat your shit talk to my face SO I CAN RIP OFF YOUR NUT SACK AND TURN IT INTO A PENNY HOLDER. You are fucking gross. And don&apos;t try to kiss girls when they make strange faces at you and put up their hands.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 06:31:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hawt</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 06:20:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>See you later alligator, after awhile ...crocodile</title>
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  <description>Any one want a cat?&lt;br /&gt;yeah I am thoughtfully, just so full. &lt;br /&gt;I took a painkiller, fell asleep and awoke to this sweet ass scab... and it keeps getting infected. Oh. How I love it when it gets stuck to the band-aid. Mmmmm. And when the stuff oozes out, I can&apos;t figure out if it&apos;s green, white, or yellow.I need some fucking hobbies. This is gonna sound domestic but I want to take up gardening. Maybe I&apos;ll just make some mud pies, that would be like cooking and gardening at the same time.  Righteous . Now my band-aid won&apos;t stay on. jesus tits. I seen the oscar myer weiner mobile on 205, it was stupendous. More MD 20/20 please.&lt;br /&gt;See you later alligator, after awhile ...crocodile.heart.</description>
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  <lj:music>king black acid</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">king black acid</media:title>
  <lj:mood>i wish something else was sore</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 07:28:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Some one kill me.</title>
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  <description>So yeah I am still crazy. I just stopped my self from masterbaiting with a knife. Good. night. every. one.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 17:31:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So yeah i ave today off with nothing to do. I think i am gonna get all purrrdy and go to portland so guys can gawk at my hotness. yup. fun stuff. Red lipstick here i cum.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 18:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so I am in the system now.&lt;br /&gt;I live in a facility, no one can no where i live and no one can visit me.&lt;br /&gt;I do have a job at goodwill on fourthplain, pretty cool huh?&lt;br /&gt;all my friends should come see me. I am woking today from one to nine. I haven&apos;t gotten my schedule yet tho.&lt;br /&gt;Meow. I am still smoking like a mofo.&lt;br /&gt;The state is going to give me braces and fix my jaw I guess it&apos;s way fucked and i will have to use a mouth gaurd for the rest of my life. blah. good times.</description>
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