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  <title>um yeah...</title>
  <subtitle>I needed that</subtitle>
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    <name>Suki lou</name>
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  <updated>2005-05-07T04:06:48Z</updated>
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    <title>be becumming.</title>
    <published>2005-05-07T04:06:48Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-07T04:06:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Life is dull. Life is expensive. I am thinking about making a dress out of this course fishnet material that i have. I have Black Purple and Lime green material. Blah. Maybe I will Run away to the woods and hide from scary creatures in the night. I'd loose some weight, save some money, perhaps value my material possessions once I return, and be entertained for awhile before loosing my mind. some guy is running around calling me a slut because i wouldn't kiss them. it's just because you're virgin so maybe every one else is a slut who has sex with some one else besides there hand? Don't get pissed when a girl won't fuck you because you look like an over sized hobbit with bad musical interests. And I have to here about this shit from my friends instead of the person who is actually talking the shit.   D**** grow up and let your fucking balls drop. What you don't understand is that women like men and girls like boys. you are a boy and girls play games. So get used to it. I am done. I hope that I see you again, so I can let you repeat your shit talk to my face SO I CAN RIP OFF YOUR NUT SACK AND TURN IT INTO A PENNY HOLDER. You are fucking gross. And don't try to kiss girls when they make strange faces at you and put up their hands.</content>
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    <title>hawt</title>
    <published>2005-04-22T06:31:04Z</published>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emergencydial:1980</id>
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    <title>See you later alligator, after awhile ...crocodile</title>
    <published>2005-04-22T06:20:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-22T06:20:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>king black acid</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Any one want a cat?&lt;br /&gt;yeah I am thoughtfully, just so full. &lt;br /&gt;I took a painkiller, fell asleep and awoke to this sweet ass scab... and it keeps getting infected. Oh. How I love it when it gets stuck to the band-aid. Mmmmm. And when the stuff oozes out, I can't figure out if it's green, white, or yellow.I need some fucking hobbies. This is gonna sound domestic but I want to take up gardening. Maybe I'll just make some mud pies, that would be like cooking and gardening at the same time.  Righteous . Now my band-aid won't stay on. jesus tits. I seen the oscar myer weiner mobile on 205, it was stupendous. More MD 20/20 please.&lt;br /&gt;See you later alligator, after awhile ...crocodile.heart.</content>
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    <title>Some one kill me.</title>
    <published>2004-04-30T07:28:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-30T07:28:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So yeah I am still crazy. I just stopped my self from masterbaiting with a knife. Good. night. every. one.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emergencydial:983</id>
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    <title>emergencydial @ 2004-04-27T10:30:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-27T17:31:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-27T17:31:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So yeah i ave today off with nothing to do. I think i am gonna get all purrrdy and go to portland so guys can gawk at my hotness. yup. fun stuff. Red lipstick here i cum.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emergencydial:687</id>
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    <title>emergencydial @ 2004-04-14T11:07:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-14T18:10:33Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-14T18:10:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so I am in the system now.&lt;br /&gt;I live in a facility, no one can no where i live and no one can visit me.&lt;br /&gt;I do have a job at goodwill on fourthplain, pretty cool huh?&lt;br /&gt;all my friends should come see me. I am woking today from one to nine. I haven't gotten my schedule yet tho.&lt;br /&gt;Meow. I am still smoking like a mofo.&lt;br /&gt;The state is going to give me braces and fix my jaw I guess it's way fucked and i will have to use a mouth gaurd for the rest of my life. blah. good times.</content>
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